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He walks up to Mark (Tom's brother) with an apple in his hand
Him: Hey Mark
He then proceeds to bite into the apple very loudly and sprays juice everywhere
Him: Can I have this apple?
Mark: Uhhh... sure.
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He answers the phone with apple in his mouth.With a fat muffled voice he says "Hello".
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Justin was eating an apple one day... and then he shoved it in his ass. Then he yelled, "GOATSE!!!"
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